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I swear, everytime I think I hit rock bottom, somebody tosses me a shovel.

Yeah, I'm Nick. My life can be summed up in three words: I have none.

The basic facts:
-Nick is skinny, and out of shape.
-He turned eighteen over two years ago, but still doesn't really know what to do with this new found ability of adultness.
-The hair on his head is rather long. Like girl long.
-Is a big video game and comic book geek, and really gawky.
-Nick plans on taking over the world with an actual iron fist and then replacing the moon with a large spacestation that looks like his head (don't ask, he won't explain).
-Nick is probably clinically insane, he just doesn't care.
-Procrastinator by nature.
-Nearly everything Nick says should be taken with a grain of salt.
-He also sometimes types waaaaaaaaaaaay more than is necessary.
-Is jobless! (what a surprise)
-Nick has geeky looking octogonal glasses.
-He apparently look like Quintin Tarantino (?!) and Brandon Boyd.
-Is the firstborn son (out of three) to a former Homecoming Queen and the captain of both the football and basketball team. Nick has no idea how that combination makes a nerd.
-Nick doesn't make goals or plan ahead.
-He doesn't speak with ghosts. The Spirit World and Nick are currently not on speaking terms. (lousy pieces of flying white shit)
-Nick is secretly a robot with a hydraulic penis. (once again, don't ask, he won't explain)
-Is currently beating Paul in the race to become fossilized first.
-He is slightly acrophobic and claustrophobic.
-He finally realized why some people go to class--so they don't fail three out of five of their classes.
-Nick says he's going to start his webcomic, We & They, but he never actually starts doing stuff for it.

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